Most serious marathon runners would agree with this...

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HE'S NOT CRAZY , JUST INSANE



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BEFORE YOU ASK LET ME EXPLAIN

THAT HE'S NOT CRAZY , JUST INSANE ( 2X )


1. HE WAKES UP EARLY WITH THE FOWLS

THEN HE'S OUT RUNNING WITH THE OWLS

INSTEAD OF WATCHING SUPER 12

HE'S RUNNING ALL AROUND THE TOWN


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2.HIS WIFE CAN TELL YOU STORIES TOO

TO HAVE YOU LAUGHING IN YOUR SHOES

SHE SAYS WHILE FIXING UP HIS GRUB

AT LEAST IT KEEPS HIM OUT THE PUB


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3.YOU'RE HEADING TO THE RUGBY MATCH

THE BULLS ARE UP AGAINST THE CATS

HE'S OUT THERE RUNNING WHEN YOU LEAVE

HE'S STILL OUT THERE WHEN YOU GET BACK


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4. YOU'RE SITTING IN THE TRAFFIC JAM

AND JUST THE WAY YOU KNOW THE MAN

WHILE YOU'RE STILL SITTING IN YOUR MERC'

JA, HE HAS BEATEN YOU TO WORK


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